My New Motto

A friend posted this on facebook today and I've got to have it!

But mine should say,

"HAPPY MOMS HAVE

STICKY FLOORS,

DIRTY LAUNDRY,

GROSS TOILETS,

UNMADE BEDS,

DOG HAIR EVERYWHERE,

A FULL LIQUOR CABINET,
AN Rx OF XANAX,

AND KIDS ADDICTED TO TV."